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gay person when straight people hit on them:  sorry, im gay. don't worry about it. it's okay.
straight person when gay people hit on them:  OH. MY . GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?? ARE YOU SERIOUS????? EWWWW. IM NOT GAY YOU LESBO!!! GO AWAY. GET AWAY FROM ME. I MUST UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS SO EVERYONE KNOWS THAT A GAY DARED TO HIT ON ME!!! I CANT BELIEVE I LOOK GAY?? im not homophobic BUT EWWWWWWWWWWW